Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
louis had to pee so harry stalled the audience for a moment and then when louis comes back he starts making fun of him.
harry: is everyone here still in school?
louis: im having a wee and i can still hear what you’re saying in my in-ear and your small talk was terrible.
harry: thank you
louis: *mocking harry* “is anyone still in school? have you done your homework?” I mean, is that the best you can do?